Quickie

John & Marsha decided that the only way to
pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8
year old son in the apartment was to send him out on
the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report
on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put
their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking
lot" he shouted.
A few moments passed.
"An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later,
"Looks like the Anderson's have company" he
called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they
are having sex??"
"Cuz Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony
with a Popsicle too."