ghetto spelling bee

ghetto spelling bee


Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework
assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody

get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment

they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He

say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took

me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on

stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say
"fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."